Well. That was pretty GREAT. Four hours at home and I already miss USC :/ Wahhh.
Classics Class, Spring 2012
- Student: When I'm with my black friends, they say, "You're so white!" When I'm with my white friends, they're like, "Oh, you're so... black!"
- Professor: Ah, well, when I was [the only Jew] with my friends, they would say to me, "You're so...awesome."
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- Professor: Would you watch this play if it were a movie?
- TA 1: Depends who's playing [the main character].
- Professor: I dunno. I want someone who's annoying, melodramatic with no charisma and is self-indulgent.
- TA 2: So basically, Matt (TA 1).
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- TA 3: That was very well put.
- Professor: Can I get a whup whup?
- TA 3: What's good!
Having a place where you and your order are remembered.
It’s always effing embarrassing but oddly a little comforting.






